WE STILL
HATE... - The Hymies (Wild Eagle)
Brisbane's premier home of lo-fi rock vinyl platters moves into the digital
age with this, its first CD, and who better to take them there than the Hymies?

There's something about the mindless, two-chord punk of the Hymies that makes
me want to turn the fuckers up as loud as the sound system will tolerate. Maybe
it's the buzzsaw abandon, the we-don't-give-a-shit attitude or the sometimes
hopelessly formless and totally fucked-up solos that turn up in the funniest
places. Poured out of the same mould as the Onyas, they have the same healthy
disregard for convention and sick sense of humour. This is a band that hits
you on the head after drinking you dry and says, "Thanks for the beers
but I'm ducking outside for a technicolour yawn and it's all your fault!"
Ill-mannered, for sure, but ya gotta laugh.
With titles like "Chainsaw Vixen" how can you go wrong? Most songs
have an axe in them - or sound like the band is taking a hatchet to them. Tempos
are (not unexpectedly brisk) and the songs simple, but there's enough edge to
tunes like "Going to See the Onyas" (a bit of cross-promotion, if
I ever saw it), "Light of Type 2", "Axehacker" and "Kipper
Melting Man" (run that title past me again?) to keep interest levels up.
There are 17 tunes here, too, so that's value for money.
Recorded over two years, it's been translated to tape without too much polish
to sound suitably loud and raw. The credits tell us Ash Headmiles from Roll
Cage had a hand in the mastering process, while Aamparellas/Strutter member
Evil Dick guested on "Do or Die..." so there's two indications that
sufficent quality control was applied to ensure things stayed raw.
Let's face it, it's a well-trodden path they walk down, but the Hymies' brand
of cartoonish abrasive punk will always prosper when there's an audience that
likes drinking to excess, shaking its collective head and getting down in the
sandpit (watch out for the catshit).
- The Barman
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UGLY
GREASY DRUNK - The Hymies (The Hymies)
The Hymies are a Brisbane-based band and appear to draw on influences such
as Oz pub/punk rock bands such as The Cosmic Psychos, Bored!, The Onyas and
US punk/hardcore bands such as The Misfits, Dead Kennedys, Danzig, Suicidal
Tendencies; but prove to be fairly original and clever with their song titles
and lyrics.
The tunes were recorded at Flyshakker Studios in Brisvegas in May and are a
follow-up to "We Hate the Hymies", a few copies of which are still
available from Head Miles Records
in Sydney. On this one, the band seems to have energy to burn on tracks such
as "Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out", "Kipper Melting Man" and
"Full of Shit". These ballblasting high energy tunes are mixed with
more hard rocking tunes like "I'm Stressed", "She's got a Knife"
(no doubt owing a great debt to The Onyas here). "Bodysnatcher" and
"Do or Die" (featuring guest vocals fby Evil Dick from the Aampirellas/Strutter)
are slightly less high energy tunes but allow the band to pull back the pace
back and show more musicality and craft with their music, rather than the flat
put atomic detonating as with other tracks.
All up one impressive CD, lasting just over 16 minutes. Coming out soon or mail
the band for a copy. - Simon Li
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