4. The big one will finally happen in Los Angeles but, as the Richter scales settle, there will be no aid from the Federal government. California and other Western states will secede from the Union. There will, however, be no Civil War because continued Republican government in the remaining states would essentially be guaranteed in their absence. The White House will tow the line that God has smote the sodomites.

5. The close approach of the Apophis asteroid on November 13th and its encounter with the Earth's gravity has lead to considerable structural reorganisation and an increase in its already chaotic rotation. The threat of collision in 2029 will become apparent and cause widespread panic.

6. Palestine is completely absorbed into Israel. The Israelis construct an alternative to the Suez canal and reap enormous economic benefits. Trump sets up some Beachside resorts but they all go broke because the anticipated cheap workforce have all been murdered.

7. Trump goes all in with Crypto to gamble his way out of the National debt. Almost simultaneously, everyone realises that Crypto is not real as they cannot keep it under their mattresses. The stock market crumbles. Global economic calamity ensues. People actually start eating their dogs and cats. Even those in the middle class.

8. With Elon Musk getting all the headlines, Trump deports him back to South Africa. He is torn apart by a rabid herd of wildebeest. The last thing he sees is the Apophis asteroid tumbling towards him.

9. Elton John self releases a re-recording of songs from the "Lion King" reworded to tell the Elon Musk story. It sells poorly. The world, after all, is in economic chaos and has been hit by a meteorite. Fortunately, at least the dust cloud created by the impact has dropped global temperatures and saved us all from climate change.

10. Joe Rogan dies in a fire caused by a malfunction of the battery in his cybertruck. Fortunately, Alex Jones is in the car with him. Over fourteen and a half million grief stricken incels and conspiracy theorists self immolate in the belief they are going with God. The Earth becomes a better place.