bob short in whiteTop Ten lists for 2019.  Barman promises free rein.  Let's test the limits.  Top 10 questions you should want answered.

1.  Was Donald Trump's 1980s application for a casino in Darling Harbour rejected because of his links to organised crime?

Answer:  Yes.  And very much on public record though no-one seems to remember.

2.  Why was God's honest man, Scott Morrison, sacked from his position as head honcho at Tourism Australia?

Answer: Despite his prominence in the NSW Liberal Party, Scomo got dropped quicker than a turd burger in Macdonalds.  Nobody is talking and sod all folk are asking.

3.  What the fuck is the deal with Anthony Albanese?

Answer: Maybe he got dusted in the snap.  Maybe Labor politicians need to embrace the left.

4.  If Elvis faked his death, would he have died for real by now.

Answer: Statistically, it is extremely likely.

5.  Why has everyone forgotten Trump was friends with Epstein.

Answer.  See question 1

6. Whose bright idea was it to build a multi billion dollar maze of tunnels under Sydney's Inner West with entrances barely above sea level.

Answer.  I have no answer.  Brain the size of a planet...

7. Is Britain committing societal suicide?

Answer: Short Answer yes.  Long answer: Replace Britain with the word England.

8. Why isn't Rupert Murdoch dead?

Answer.  Surely Jerry Hall was hoping for a quick kill.

9.  Why do grown men react so badly to a young woman who merely wants to try to save the world?

Answer.  Emasculated by impotency.

10.  Why is there no great rock and roll?

Answer: Shut your pie hole and go see Shonen Knife 

Bob Short plays guitar with The Light Brigade, UK goths Blood and Roses, Dead Rabids and was a member of Sydney's first punk band, Filth. He writes for the I-94 Bar when he feels like it.