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  • ashley thomson 2020ASHLEY THOMSON
    Ex-Kelpies, Rollcage, Brother Brick, Panadolls
    Sydney, Australia

    Top Ten Gigs I wish I was at drunk

    Beatles - @ the Kaiserkeller - Hamburg, Germany. October 1960.
    From the era when the Beatles played four sets a night, 50 days straight, making themselves an extremely tight rock n roll machine. Heineken ja ja!

    The Doors - @ Whiskey a Go Go - Los Angeles, USA. August 1966
    Mostly I just want to hear a fat version of “The End”. I’d probably drop a trip as well. JD. 

    Coloured Balls/Lobby Lloyd - @ Sebastians, Melbourne. Saturday April 15, 1972 
    I’d make sure I was fucking hammered and slammed my head into the PA when they did their “torture rock porn” version of Heartbreak Hotel, suck more piss indeed. Just beer. 

    Robert Johnson @ anywhere around the Mississippi Delta, USA. 1935
    “Hellhound on my Trail” is one of the most beautiful songs I’ve ever heard. Moonshine. 

    The Byrds @ Whiskey a Go Go - Los Angeles, USA. 1966
    So influential, changed everything, still listening to them. A trip as well? Not sure. Watermelon wine. 

  •  panadolls 2026The reformed Panadolls (from left) Big Al Creed, Ash Thomson, Ken Archbold, Matt Bannerman and Phil Van Rooyen,  at Link and Pin in Woy Woy.

    For the second half of the 1990s, Dangerous Rock and Roll had an address on Sydney’s Northern Beaches and used the pseudonym The Panadolls.

    Deriving their name from a prescription painkiller, The Panadolls were troublemakers in a crowded Sydney scene that had not yet been battered into submission by poker machines, over-regulated venues and changing tastes.  They ran with like-minded peers ,the Celibate Rifles, Hellmen, Powder Monkeys, Asteroid B612 and Brother Brick, and pushed a brand of Detroit-tinged high-energy rock that was equal parts Dolls blues squawl and a Stooges-like attack, all channeled through an Oz Rock filter.

    Any band with the guitar attack of Big Al Creed (ex-Dr Fruitworld, later to join the New Christs) and bassist-cum-frontman Ken Archbold (ex-Hellmen) had a distinct advantage. The Panadolls did not sit long in any genre and burned brightly for only five years. Their sole album, “From The Glitter To The Gutter”, and “From The Valley Of The Panadolls” EP went out of print soon after.

    And now they’re back. Sorta. Latter-day drummer Ashley Thomson (ex-Kelpies, Roll Cage) has issued both digitally here, supplemented by an outtakes/rarities release called “Dirty Hits”. The Panadolls also reformed for two “don’t blink or you’ll miss them” shows in July, both outside hometown Sydney.

    It all sounded like an excuse to corner Kenny Archbold and pose some hard questions. The Barman did the honours.

    1. ash2021Shooting up vaccine while saying, “’scuse me while I kiss the sky
    1. Wavves– “Hideaway” album. I play it every day for months. Loved ‘em since “King of The Beach”.
    1. Private Function - Best rock/punk band in Australia and also the funniest. Their live shows are action from start to finish.
    1. Ceremony– There has been an astonishing progression over the last 10 years. Think Husker Dü/Replacements, but they have gotten to this neon, cool place at the moment. Their old shows on YouTube are killer.
    1. A kid I made, Spike Vincent, made this beautiful song called “Time Machine”, it’s in skateboarding movies etc. I love it.
    1. Watching this year’s Stonestour on YouTube and the Beatles doco (I love both of ‘em.)
    1. Started a new label called Rolled in Glitter Records: “You can’t shine a turd but you can roll it in glitter” . I will be raiding my vaults. Vanity label extreme.
    1. How my close friends were supportive during virus crazy time.
    1. Shane McGowan doco “Fairy Tale in New York”. It gives me rising sad tears every time.
    1. Also fuck all you, you rusted on Radio Birdman heads!!!
  • ashley thomson 2024

    Private Function
    Best Oz Punk band by far out of the current crop.

    Old Chisel
    Only way you get out is by dying, live show still strong.