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Yngwie Malmsteen

  • sylvain bookThere's No Bones in Ice Cream. Sylvain Sylvain's Story of the The New York Dolls
    by Sylvain Sylvain
    Omnibus Press

    I’m not sure I have the right perspective on our PM, Anthony Albanese, who was recently tempted into saying, while cameras churned, that he’d “date, shag and marry” Kylie Minogue.

    When I first heard this titty-bit passing for news, I cackled immoderately (as I’m sure we all did) but as I spluttered my cocoa up the wrong way and out my nose, a rather inappropriate thought popped into my head: Would Kylie date, shag and marry Albanese?

    I mean, I can just about see her turning on the ol’ charm and putting up with Albo’s boring, well-meant, old-man chitchat on a date, and even closing her eyes and wishing he were someone else while Albo thumped the mattress but, c’mon, marry?

    Is there ANYONE, in this or any other universe, who thinks Kyles would actually tie the knot with ol’ Albo?